I think I got the wrong seeds when ordering muncher pickling cukes. These are fuzzy blobs with no spikes. Does anyone know what variety they are and how to tell when they can be harvested?
That is certainly not what you purchased. Cucumbers can cross with a number of other species in its genus, so my guess is that they had an accidental outcrossing when cultivating their pure breed.
That is bad news for them, since who knows how many thousands of seeds are ruined. I would recommend contacting them with this information and these photos.
As for saying what that is... As mentioned, cukes can cross with many things, so this would be a total guessing game. Whatever it turns out to be will be edible, more than likely. Just pick them at different intervals to determine ripeness. Let one get very mature and compare it to the rest throughout time.
This article will help you to grow cucumbers once you get this ordeal sorted out: https://www.gardeningknowhow.com/edible/vegetables/cucumber/tips-for-growing-cucumbers.htm
I have an oval trestle and planted plants on both sides
This could be due to several reasons. This article will help you to narrow down the possibilities: https://www.gardeningknowhow.com/edible/vegetables/cucumber/deformed-cucumbers.htm
I am living n Cyprus and growing cucumbers in a large pot, just as I did in UK, but so far, after male flowers for a month, still no sign of a female. Is there a reason for this, or am i just unlucky this time?
You may just be unlucky. It's nature's way for the male flowers to bloom first. That is supposed to get the bee activity going. Then about 10 days later, the female flowers start to bloom. By then there should be plenty of bees coming and going. You may have to be patient a while longer.
https://www.gardeningknowhow.com/edible/vegetables/cucumber/cucumbers-in-containers.htm
Came back from a week vacation yesterday and found our cucumber plants in very bad shape. We had a friend coming to water them a couple of times but it was very hot and obviously, it was not enough. We watered them as soon as we got home, and again last night and they are looking much better this morning. The cucumbers that were looking super dehydrated yesterday are looking much firmer today. I am wondering if we can eat them? They were almost wrinkly looking yesterday, but not today.
I would think it would be fine to eat them. However, the heat stress may have caused them to produce bitter cucumbers. If so, you'll need to pull them up and start over.
https://www.gardeningknowhow.com/edible/vegetables/cucumber/what-causes-bitter-cucumber.htm
My cucumber crop was a bust. The 2nd time in a row. We have no bees, no pollinators. Are there species that need no pollinators and who sells those seeds, if any?
You can hand pollinate. Here's how:
https://www.gardeningknowhow.com/edible/vegetables/cucumber/hand-pollinating-cucumbers.htm
My Apple Cucumbers were doing well but now they don't look so good-- leaves turning yellow and dying, still in flower but no cucumbers yet. HELP. Not able to upload photo
Without seeing it, it will be very hard to say for sure.
There are many, many causes for this, depending on exactly how the damage appears. This can be due to over, or underwatering, Nutrient deficiencies, pH imbalances, fungal infections, and insect damage.
This article will offer some information on the proper care of cucumbers: https://www.gardeningknowhow.com/edible/vegetables/cucumber/tips-for-growing-cucumbers.htm
First time gardener, and doing it in buckets. Planted in 1/2 compost and 1/2 potting soil with fertilizer. Added 1T epsom salts about 1 month ago. My cucumber plant was doing great (got 2 nice fruits) then suddenly leaves started yellowing and baby fruits shriveled (after hand pollination). I tried researching but feel it was inconclusive. I suspect mosaic virus, but just not sure. I'm in zone 7; it has been really hot lately and I read that excessive heat can cause problems. I hope I gave enough info... any ideas?
My best guess is bacterial blight. This can happen when too much water accumulates in the container, or if there are no drain holes to allow all extra water out.
Treatment of these diseases can be tricky but mainly include disposing of affected growth and using clean shears.
I could also recommend treating the area with DOLOMITIC LIME and WETTABLE SULFUR. This can give it a leg up on recovery.
This article will offer some useful information: https://www.gardeningknowhow.com/edible/vegetables/cucumber/treating-leaf-spot-on-cucumbers.htm